After two close run-ins in the past, Sam Horn and Mike Nesheim have safely returned to the TMU gym with the two Infinity Stones they set out to retrieve.
“I touch down in New York and grab the Mind Stone, and guess who I ran into? John MacArthur!” MacArthur was reportedly younger and unfamiliar with who Sam Horn was yet. “MacArthur began to talk of the injustice of stealing, even after I explained the reason for my heist. Suddenly things escalated, and he whipped out his signature edition of the MacArthur Study Bible. I booked it out of the building as fast as I could.
We spoke with Mike Neshiem about his role in the time heist. Nesheim first showed us his ion repulsor cannons mounted to his shoulders. “You like these? They’re nanotech; plant ops has been working on them all semester. Amazing what donor funds can do!” When asked about his mission, Nesheim said, “Yeah, I had to go all the way back to 1970 to get the Space Stone. I ended up on the campus of LA Bible College and explained my case to CW Smith. Who knew there was actually a guy named CW Smith! What a trip. Anyway, Smith and I retrieved the stone from the bunkers under what would later become Rutherford, and after I thanked Smith I booked it back here.”
The tone was cautiously hopeful as the Gauntlet was unveiled at Rutherford this morning. Each team member put their stone in the gauntlet, after lighting a small candle in memorial of Kathy, who sacrificed herself on the planet Vormir. Sam Horn sang “Dust in the Wind” in tribute to her sacrifice.
Walls shed a single tear. “Whoever puts on the Gauntlet is also going to concentrate on bringing Kathy back. And also on adding $5,000,000 in donor funds to our accounts.”
“This one’s for you [-redacted-],” said the anonymous Hotchkiss male who retrieved the time stone. “I was gonna ask her out to Monty’s. Now I’m going to make sure I get that chance.”
“The question was always ‘Who’s gonna wear the gauntlet?” said Nesheim, making some final adjustments to his nanotech suit. “Naturally, we decided this responsibility should fall in the lap of John Stead. “
“Am I scared? No,” said Stead. Asked about a rumor that he was very eager to do it after discussion of the duty falling to Walls, Stead declined to comment.
“Am I scared? No,” said Stead. Asked about a rumor that he was very eager to do it after discussion of the duty falling to Walls, Stead declined to comment.
Stead and the team have gathered in Rutherford, and will initiate the Snap to finally defeat the Coronavirus later this afternoon. Stay tuned for updates as this is a rapidly developing situation.
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