Hotchkiss Student returns from New York with the Time Stone

After a run-in with the Ancient One, the anonymous Hotchkiss student, still fighting to start his relationship, has safely delivered the Time Stone back to the TMU Campus. The stone was delivered to RCSM where it is being looked after by Professor Joe Francis. A reporter with the Meandering Mustang was able to interview the student, who requested to remain anonymous.

“It was a crazy ride,” said Josh McDonald. “This Ancient One lady- she knew more spells than I did! And that’s saying something, with all the occult rituals that go on in the Hotchkiss basement.” 

The anonymous Hotchkiss male said that the Ancient One pushed his spirit out of his body for the duration of their discussion. “It was a trippy moment,” he said looking back on the incident. “I’ve only been that out of it after I drank 5 Monster energy drinks before Park Day. And when I was thrown in the freezing pool on my birthday. And when I ran through CDUB in nothing but my boxers as part of a tradition. You know what? In hindsight, I’ve been out of it a lot, actually.”

The student returned to the Hotchkiss basement after our discussion, citing the need to refresh himself on the Dark Arts. We were able to speak with Professor Joe Francis about the nature of the Time Stone.

“We are currently studying the effects of the stone, and will report back any irregularities we discover,” said the professor. Campus security has bolstered their presence in the space surrounding RCSM, in order to prevent any girls from Sweazy from using the stone during ‘Gotcha’ next year.

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