Yesterday, campus security discovered Junior music major, Hannah Brooke, halfheartedly playing the piano in the downstairs practice rooms of the MRH building. Authorities say that Brooke was rambling on about "chord progressions" and "inversions" before they broke the news to her that the school semester had ended two months ago.
"We were just doing a mandatory security check. Upon entry, we noticed that empty boxes of pizza and soda cans were scattered across the floor. Upon further inspection, we found the young woman with matted hair and dark circles under her eyes, banging her head against the piano." said security guard Ryan Selga in an interview with The Mane.
Upon hearing this news, Brooke began quivering and shedding tears, realizing that she had been suffering under the crushing weight of a semester that was never taking place.
"I just lost track of time! The practice rooms have become a part of who I am. I don't think I can just move on." Said Ms. Brooke.
Her family was reportedly extremely happy to receive her home. They are currently nurturing her and helping her with the symptoms of her practice room withdrawal.
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