Adam Ashoff Signs on to Star as Lead in All Four Sequels to Box Office Hit "Avatar"

With the recent news of Avengers: Endgame dethroning James Cameron's Avatar as the top spot at the "all-time grossing" movie record, the media is desperate for any information on what Cameron's plan is to regain the top spot with his upcoming sequel, Avatar II. In a recent interview, Cameron answered this very question with this emphatic statement:

"Three words: Adam Freaking Ashoff."

Mr. Ashoff himself confirmed his casting on twitter, uploading a picture of himself starring as the new lead, saying: 

"Feeling cute, might single-handedly break box-office records... idk."

You may know that our fearless and inspiring Director of Student Activities, Adam Ashoff, "came out to Los Angeles in his beat up Honda Civic to pursue a career in acting." He decided to drive out to LA in pursuit of being casted as a pirate for the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise. Though this *supposedly* did not happen (some have said to have spotted him in the third movie), his acting career was mostly small. Instead, the Arnold Schwartznegger look-a-like has done large things for TMU and GCOMM which is obviously more important #kingdomwork.

Anyway, what you may not know is that Avatar has not just one, but four sequels scheduled in the making. It will be interesting to see what the incredibly detailed and immersive world and astoundingly forgettable characters have in store for us (do any of you remember the MC's names?). 

But one thing that will not be forgettable is seeing what role Ashoff will play in this epic. Many theorize what his charisma, strong build, and love for the God of the Bible will bring to this production, especially because he is casted for all four movies. 

"Adam's charisma is like a protein shake in a blender with the cap off. It's just what I need to regain my throne as the highest grossing director of all-time." -  James Cameron.

Will Ashoff live out his dreams and be casted as an Boba-Fett/Treasure Island space pirate who comes upons the planet? Or will the films take a more serious note and will two groups of missionaries come to the planet--One with the goal to colonize and spread false doctrine in comparison to the other group that will spread the biblical gospel? Probably not the latter, but what theories do you have? Let us know in the comments below...

Keep checking back to The Meandering Mustang and see what happens!