At approximately 4:00pm on Sunday June 2nd, Thanos, the titan responsible for wiping out exactly 50% of your loved ones, publicly announced that he has agreed to return the infinity stones to the Avengers to restore life to the universe.
When questioned on this sudden change of heart, Thanos revealed he had been meeting with Dr. Greg Gifford concerning spiritual life following “the snap.”
Dr. Gifford patiently worked through the 8 "I's" of counseling with Thanos, diving into the heart issues of why he does what he does. In the end, Thanos was convicted of his actions, realizing that his heart idol was balance.
“Christ will make creation perfectly balanced, as all things should be.” The Mad Titan stated after confessing his life to his newfound savior Jesus Christ.
“You see, I explained to Thanos that if he gets biblical change right, what begins to take place is that he must put off the old man, be renewed by the Holy Spirit, and put on the new man.” Dr. Gifford said when talking about the counseling process with Thanos.
"It's a good thing Dr. Gifford wasn't one of the 50% wiped out in the snap!" exclaimed one Biblical Counseling student.
When questioned on what he believes will become of the universe now, Thanos had this to say:
“Dread it, run from it, destiny comes all the same. Christ is inevitable.”
After saying this, Thanos walked off to watch the sun set on a grateful universe.
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