Reports came in today that Hotchkiss has once again accidentally opened a wormhole to the dark forces of the spiritual realm. Dormammu, the inter-dimensional entity who rules the Dark Dimension and possesses apocalyptic levels of supernatural power, has just arrived above Hotchkiss Hall, and has claimed it as his throne.
Witnesses claim that several Hotchkiss students were performing the ceremonial New-Zealand tribal dance known as the "Haka" outside the dorm lounge while practicing for the Masters Cup. Upon its completion, everyone was unsurprised to see the fabric of reality itself tear apart as the demonic entity crossed over into our world.
"Yes, you have done well my servants. This world is now my world, and we shall spread my darkness to every molecule this reality offers!" Dormammu exclaimed as he emerged from the evil parallel universe.
"Their excessive misuse of the Dark Arts has gone too far. The students of Hotchkiss have set in motion a pre-mature apocalypse once again." Said C-Dub residential director Daniel Sheaffer.
Professor Suzuki, who spent several years studying the dark dimension, had this to say on the issue:
"If you've been wondering why the sky suddenly turned the color of dark red/purple, it's probably because Dormammu has just begun his process of Dark Re-Terraformation of the earth. Hoho, we're in big trouble now."
Andrew Copley, Residential Director of Hotchkiss Hall, was recently seen approaching Dormammu whilst wearing a strange, eastern-looking necklace. Several students claim they heard him say: "Dormammu, I've come to bargain" as he stared into the vicious glowing eyes of dimensional being.
For further updates on Dormammu's presence on earth, stay tuned into the Meandering Mustang.
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