With evolving threats to the Master’s University, Campus Security has recently instated the “Mandalorian Project” with full support from the Master’s Board. Bryan Kortcamp has been the lead on the recent security upgrade. We sat down with him to discuss the recent changes.
“We scrapped everything. Guard gate? Gone. Roaming patrol cars? Gone. All the extra security guards have been scrapped. We poured all our money into building me this sick Mandalorian outfit, investing in a few prototype blasters, and even working with RCSM to build a fully ship that I can use to get across the galaxy, or to North Campus.”
TMU Students were notified of the changes via email. We asked students and faculty around campus for their opinon on the armored protector.
“I dig it,” said an anonymous male from Waldcok. “Can’t wait to see what he does in Season Three.”
“I’m personally not a fan,” said an anonymous female from Dixon. “Me and my friends came back at 12:01 from an extended bake-a-thon off campus. We rolled up the hill, and he dropped out of the sky, pointing his blaster at my Kia. He demanded us to show identification, and threatened to freeze us in carbonite if we didn’t have our ID’s. I think it was a bit overkill.”
“This is a classic 1984 scenario come to life,” said Esther Chua, head of the English Department. “We’ve exchanged freedom for security. Though I must admit, the security is pretty cool. Have you seen his jetpack?”
“It’s pretty sick, I’m not gonna lie,” said Greg Gifford. “I’m just waiting to see what they build me. I’m aiming for a Venator Class Star Destroyer.”
A representative of the Meandering Mustang was able to follow Kortcamp on patrol. When the surveliance system on the Razorcrest picked up a homeless person who was outside of No Man’s Land, Kortcamp donned his armor and leapt out of the craft. Kortcamp proceeded to fire warning shots at the intruder, and even tossed a small thermal detonator in his direction. The homeless man took off running , screaming something about the bad trip he was having. The individual has not been seen since.
Kortcamp now surveys all activity across campus from his ship, the Razorcrest, which hovers high in the sky above Rutherford. “Say what you want, it’s effective,”said Kortcamp, watching a couple ‘study’ in the 3rd floor of CDUB. “I may have to go break this one up.”
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