Sweazy dorm disqualified from Gotcha after being exposed for their use of time of travel

TMU's ASB cabinet has announced today that all student residents in the dorm Sweazy will be automatically disqualified from Gotcha this upcoming semester in light of recent evidence of their use of time travel to achieve victory each year.

"For the past four years, Sweazy has carelessly overstepped the integrity of the Masters University Code of Conduct... as well as the space time continuum." ASB President, Mauricio Farrell stated on the recent disqualification.

According to reports, each Sweazy student was supplied with a complementary state-of-the-art technological watch that allows them to enter how far back they want to travel to. Whenever a Sweazy student is caught by another student or fails to catch their own target, they would simply travel back in time to when before they failed and would rewrite the timeline with their new knowledge. Once these reports surfaced, they incited immense student backlash against the Dorm's involvement with the game, inciting ASB to disqualify them.

"This reckless misuse of quantum technology has the potential to rip a hole in reality itself, as each change to the timeline has a butterfly affect of immense proportions. Sweazy has created several paradoxes within our reality that could threaten to end the universe itself." Said famous Philosopher Brian Morley.

Rumors have begun to spread that some Sweazy residents have accidentally erased themselves from time itself. While there is no way to prove this (since we wouldn't remember their existence in the first place), the rumors do fit well with Dr. Morley's theory on quantum space-time travel.

This recent action taken by ASB on the use of the supernatural in competitions has been quite controversial in TMU circles. Many question why ASB has only now chosen to act, since it has easily overlooked Hotchkiss' blatant use of demonic otherworldly forces to win the Masters Cup in the past, as well as C-Dub's supernaturally unexplainable ability to literally lose at everything.

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