According to witnesses, so many were gathered together that there was no longer room, not even near the door. Suddenly, the roof above the unsuspecting students was torn open by the force of four very introverted, yet very capably strong men. No one knew their names as the slight roommates had taken a blood oath to only partake in fellowship with each other.
“We woke up this morning to see Josh lying in his bed with sickly eyes, unable to ache even a word through his dry lips. We knew that the best thing we could do was to bear his burden and carry him to be rejuvenated by the presence of scriptural exposition.” Said one of Johnson’s roommates who skipped chapel this morning.
With committed grace, this fellowship lowered their brother through newly constructed hole in the roof. Johnson lay upon a large wooden pallet that the four men probably stole from the plant-ops junkyard behind RCSM. Johnson spent the entire lesson suspended in the air above the other students heads as he watched Chou discuss angelology and dispensations of scripture.
Unfortunately, the roommates chose to lower Johnson on the far left side of the room, meaning he was far too distant from the working projector to watch the 30 seconds of Fellowship of the Ring that played that day.
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